Entry Prompt: Hi, I’m Harry, and you’re not clever for calling me Potter. Or making a joke about your hairy-whatever-the-hell. Now, you’re not gonna find my name on a keychain, coffee mug, or t-shirt, but I think that makes it a better name. Imagine if your parents named you something like Nick, or Emma. Maybe one could come across 30 Nicks and Emmas in one day, so the thrill of meeting someone else with your name will wear off fast like a bad paint job.